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abattoir 

a slaughter house usually for cattle and sheep
1st guy:hey man wats that disgusting smell
2nd guy: its the abattoir
abattoir by kugthekugger March 5, 2009

Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.
Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.
Abattoir Blues by Pocketflan May 25, 2009

Paisley Abattoir 

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Paisley Abattoir by Stegner June 20, 2023

Abattoirchy

Owners and Occupiers of *Killing Fields*, the Manor House Estate of the Globalized Slaughteconomy.

"They can kill because they can do anything. They can do anything because they can kill."

- Me, *JUST* *NOW* - NEW Orders World - New Ethical Orders World Order : Covid NEW Orders - Whakaorangia te ora katoa : Zoidiasosis : Save *Life* Itself.

“Self-preservation is the fundamental characteristic of all Life. Every person carries this characteristic within themselves. Only the command of Love permits of self-preservation by all.”

- - Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
For many years the *Family* over-saw the *Killing Fields* and F*cktories of Slaughtereligious* Zombieconomic counter-human f*ckwitterway as the PRiestocratic & Deacensian* Abattoirchy, and kiss goodbye to Mother Nature, their own Life Support.
Abattoirchy by PartisanZ May 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026