abattoir

a slaughter house usually for cattle and sheep

1st guy:hey man wats that disgusting smell
2nd guy: its the abattoir

by kugthekugger March 05, 2009

Abattoir

A fancy word for slaughterhouse.

There was so much blood it was reminiscent of an abattoir.

by Luddz May 19, 2015

Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.

Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.

by Pocketflan May 25, 2009

Paisley Abattoir

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.

As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

by Stegner June 20, 2023