3 definitions by Stegner

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 5, 2023

Paisley Abattoir

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.

As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

by Stegner June 20, 2023

Rough Chiquita

A colloquial Scots term, describing the unexpected penetration of a friend’s anus with a poorly lubricated banana.

“Euroboy received a particularly Rough Chiquita whilst sleeping, and dreaming of Napoleon”

by Stegner December 13, 2020