The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008
Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.
If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.
That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.
That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.
by DreamSZN March 18, 2021
by T.T Lover November 7, 2018
by Dave111 July 15, 2005
The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.
by Knowaspear April 7, 2011
1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.
2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.
2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
by Gregory Rice April 4, 2005
by TerminalNig August 20, 2011