There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

bun in a sausage fest 

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

bun in a sausage fest by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016

Theory of a creeded nickel fest 

The concert that would take place if the 3 shittiest bands in existence decided to play together. (nickelback, creed, theory of a deadman)

B: want to go to Theory of a creeded nickel fest?
C: no

Theory of a creeded nickel fest by joe_shab August 3, 2009

Random, una festa a caso 

The first and only Random Party in the world.

The coolest party with the coolest fans.
Everyone wants to join the Random Party.

Me: How do you dress for the Random, una festa a caso on Saturday?

Friend: I’ll be wearing something random from my parents’ closet.

Random, una festa a caso by tommasoacaso November 22, 2021

Afest 

Short for Awesomeness Fest which is an annual entrepreneurship and personal growth event put on every year by the company Mindvalley. The event is non-profit and community run and develops a very loyal following with thousands applying for limited tickets. Verb: Afester, someone who attends Awesomeness Fest.

Shawn and Lisa are amazing Afesters who attend Afest every year.

Afest by Afester1 December 25, 2012