Send a load to the coast 

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.

CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.

Send a load to the coast by Peter Hawkins September 28, 2006

wave a friend off to the coast 

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

wave a friend off to the coast by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

chase a growler to the ocean 

take a dump

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean

chase a growler to the ocean by bdub December 25, 2003

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution 

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole by simoisgod February 2, 2021