Pop a Schmo 

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo

Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?

Pop a Schmo by The-rev February 27, 2009

A Schmonk

a person who's against disscord and loves to use skype

This guy dosen't use disscord? hes such a schmonk.

A Schmonk by Zeckocx May 13, 2018

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

schloff a schluber by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

schlock-back-a 

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

schlock-back-a by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

schlob on a knob 

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

schlob on a knob by Kal January 3, 2004

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

Hob schlob on a bob knob by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

schmock and a pancake 

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

schmock and a pancake by dublevision February 21, 2004