Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

Dial a retard by monkeybar July 6, 2011

Life span of a retard 

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

Life span of a retard by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

Rape a retard 

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.

"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"

Rape a retard by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007

half-a-retard 

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

half-a-retard by stefan campbell October 29, 2007

Mean to a retard 

Why don't you want to talk about or acknowledge it?

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."

Mean to a retard by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

National Kiss a retard day 

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them

It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*

National Kiss a retard day by idiot10894 December 20, 2022

Is that what a retard would do or... 

Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.

Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."

Is that what a retard would do or... by Hym Iam January 11, 2024