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Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

drinking with a priest 

when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'
Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.

to defrock a priest 

To expose corruption in your society or shame corruption individuals through the media
I t is time to defrock a priest when dealing with Hilary Clinton

shit on a priest 

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.
Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
shit on a priest by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old

A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"

Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo 

1.) An exclamation bound to get attention, no matter what the surrounding situation due to its many syllables, and the fact that it ends with "yo".
2.) A way to say whoah, crap, holy crap, shit, fuck, damn, etc. without being offensive, but well expressed in its own right.
1.) ::guy walks in door:: "Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!"
Other guy: What's wrong?
Guy: I just got off the phone with my mom. Dad's in jail again.

2.) ::the back of some guy's house falls off::
Some Guy: Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!