5 definitions by 12HT4Lyfe
Used by white 21-39-year-old DIY Blokes who have strived in life to build a canopy for the back of their 4x4 (Must be a Hilux or Ranger). Construction must be of aluminum and consist of over-the-top engineering which is sure to be useless in its first engagement with an Australian 4x4 Track. Bonus points if the vehicle is on stock suspension but the canopy has cost 20k+ and their multiple relationships to build.
"That Bloke Conrad, he loves to build his canopy but he is a bit of a Custom Made Canopy (COC) man"
"I have a custom-made canopy. No way I was paying a professional to do something I could do in 12-18 Months. No my wife didn't leave me, I left her"
"Yes my 5-month-old died from starvation, but I was working on my canopy the whole week"
"I have a custom-made canopy. No way I was paying a professional to do something I could do in 12-18 Months. No my wife didn't leave me, I left her"
"Yes my 5-month-old died from starvation, but I was working on my canopy the whole week"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
A Boddington, Western Australia term, designed to describe the act of owning a multiple-posted bull bar. Bull bars that are heavier duty than the standard ARB and have more than four upright posts as part of their construction. The requirement to be a "Sheila Sledga", is to be manufactured of steel and be able to completely wipe out a woman's existence.
"That big dawg Taliban Tan 79 has a real Sheila Sledga on the front, hope a girl gets minced like a chicken in that"
"Fat bitch deserves be hit by a Sheila Sledga"
"I Hope that lanky fuck Conrad gets thrown into my sheila sledga at max pace"
"Fat bitch deserves be hit by a Sheila Sledga"
"I Hope that lanky fuck Conrad gets thrown into my sheila sledga at max pace"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.
“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”
“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”
“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023