Happier than a two peckered puppy 

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

Happier than a two peckered puppy by jrwright August 22, 2011

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

hotter than a two peckered goat by snappy's February 5, 2008

colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

colder than a two peckered billy goat by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

busier than a two-peckered billy goat 

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

busier than a two-peckered billy goat by BJ November 2, 2003

hornier then a three peckered goat 

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

hornier then a three peckered goat by canadarocks March 3, 2009

Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat 

Some one or something over excited, agressive, or very attractive.

That girl is hot as a three peckered billy goat.

Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat by Tim Mullen January 27, 2010

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch by poonpatch June 25, 2009