when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.
by mitch89 August 23, 2009
A friendly introvert with all the common sense in the world. A bit insecure and he always has your back whenever you need him. He is very straight forward and has a great sense of humor
by Your Local Black Friend June 9, 2019
A sexy man, with tight abs, and buns made of steel. He has the greatest gadgets and tricked out cars. He's so fast and loves to live life to the fullest. He's also really good in bed, he charming and cunning. Hes also a lion on the inside. Don't mess with Moses.
by Sexy_Mia February 27, 2017
A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.
Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.
by 7620 August 29, 2005
Sexy ass dude that likes to part bitches red seas. Can make a girl cum like none other. Sometimes a man whore.
by 100percentthatbitch July 29, 2019
They are a very loyal person who is nice to their close friends. They are incredibly smart, and brag about it a lot. They are great secret keepers, and have a lot of funny habits. Like humming Christmas music randomly, or yelling at you when you don't know what "capitalism" is. Mose is a great friend to have fun with. If you have a Mose you are extremely lucky.
by leiws November 12, 2020
by dehidral767 June 22, 2005