A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.
Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"
by EverGreen January 25, 2012
The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.
Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.
by Javin232 October 21, 2011
A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet
I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.
by ExpectNeo June 3, 2017
by Shrekand3ona May 11, 2020
(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.
by Anon April 21, 2005
an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.
bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
by Jackie Dtm November 18, 2007
Preparing for and overcoming challenges or solving problems with the least possible effort. A principle that is against using more time and energy than necessarry. Some people have this term as a way of life. Sometimes it is an outcome of chronic procrastination. No regrets.
Chad studied all night to manage to pass the exam in the following day. A true inspiration of minimal effort.
by Papazilium May 31, 2021