a male morgan 

Morgan is a name for a guy who's talented with music and listens to it a lot. They are funny and love to joke around on the outside but on the inside they have something they are dying to telling someone. They seem annoying at first but if you get to know them - they could make your world shine. They are handsome and are generally laid back. If you need something and they love you - they'd be happy to give you the world. They always have a secret admirer. They have a big heart, they just need someone to come care for it.

A male Morgan

"Hey have you seen Morgan? We have band rehearsal"
"Yes, he was helping --------- with carrying some large bags a few moments ago"
"He's so caring, he couldn't say no"
"Yano I think I'm in love with him"
"Go for it!!!!"

a male morgan by Blueeyes101 January 9, 2017

a male prostitue 

A male, that usually for money, sales his self to other males for the purpose of sex. A male that engages in sexual activities with other males for the sole purpose as to get the other males to have an orgasam.

Mike is such a male prostitue, he sleeps with other males in groups to get them all off.

a male prostitue by Bazooka December 2, 2017

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

fail as a male 

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

fail as a male by mkablam May 11, 2009

Having your ear pierced while you are a male 

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

Having your ear pierced while you are a male by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks 

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles 

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025