Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

by Mirhossain May 6, 2020

Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

by notRileynotMir May 6, 2020

Shopping a la cart

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.

Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!

by autobot85 August 4, 2010

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 21, 2010

Balls A La Carte

A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.

"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."

by xannixon January 22, 2010

À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.

“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”

by seshheads February 9, 2019

À la carte.

The act of being dressed only on the upper body, leaving your genitals exposed.

Every time i take Ambien I end up À la carte.

by Goodbenny August 27, 2012