Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth 

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Having a Giraffe 

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

Having a Giraffe by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

To hide a giraffe 

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

To hide a giraffe by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

petting a giraffe 

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

petting a giraffe by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

my penis just turned into a giraffe by tallman83 November 21, 2010

Fart under a giraffes ass 

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

Fart under a giraffes ass by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019