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tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass hole 

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

tight as a fishes arse 

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.
tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol

Your stepsister a fister

Only to be used if brought down onto your knees by insults. Not to be used playfully. This is your stepdad a bad to the power of 10!
Cole: Your stepdad a bad
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Cole instantaneously bursts into big gay.

pulled her on like a fishermans sock 

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this
Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister
Ur father a fister by j.r05 May 15, 2018