saw that coming like a fat man round the corner 

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

National Snog a Fat Man Day 

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

National Snog a Fat Man Day by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Fat Man On A Motorbike 

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.

Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.

Fat Man On A Motorbike by Har-Har August 17, 2010

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by poop April 22, 2003

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian 

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025