A democrat having an epiphany 

A condition similar to blexit, in which a black democrat has an epiphany, realizing that the democratic party doesn't care about black people in America as much as it pretends to.

A democrat having an epiphany? Well the best examples I can think of are Leo Terell and Candace Owens

A democrat having an epiphany by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2021

Make A Democrat 

Reference to taking a shit, as a turd and a Democrat are one and the same.

Man I gotta make a democrat....I'll be back it 20 minutes.

Make A Democrat by Rev Sharpton November 25, 2020

FDR was a Democrat

An argument used to prove that a Democrat can be a good president during a war, and not just a Republican.
For idiots who don't know who Franklin Delano Roosevelt was, he was the American president during WWII.

Guy 1: Why're you going to vote for Obama? Everyone knows Democrats cannot lead an army!

Guy 2: FDR was a Democrat.

Guy 1: You can't just make up acronyms and say they were presidents

Guy 2: (LOL) He was president during WWII ya idiot!

FDR was a Democrat by lifeislikeadicegame November 6, 2010

give birth to a democrat 

Taking an enormous shit.

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.

give birth to a democrat by B Clinton May 3, 2008

Launch a democrat 

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

Launch a democrat by NylonPimp August 21, 2025

The Devil is a Democrat 

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

The Devil is a Democrat by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024

Not A Democracy 

An old word for Festive Dictatorship, like its past relatives, Spooky Democracy and Never A Democracy, it is a completely unfair, unequal and inadequate place. its commonly known for its dictators however many cringers have been caught trying to fit in. In recent events, many communists tried to cross into the anti-democracy and were sentenced to the removal of limbs, one by one

Man: hey, society am i right
Man 2: its not a democracy
Man: based.

Not A Democracy by ssoonn December 10, 2021