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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
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A good kisser 

U can only judge a person if their a good kisser by involving tounge.
Wow Kevin is a good kisser because he used tounge.
A good kisser by Misgief October 28, 2007

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

i kissed a girl

.... and i liked it.
i kissed a girl and i liked it. the taste of her cherry chap stick.
i kissed a girl by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.
*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?
I Kissed A Girl by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

Kissed a freight train 

An extreme way to say that something hurt
Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

Kissed a manikin 

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020
John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".