A tremondously large penis
Jill: "OMG so yesterday , Greg and I were going to have sex and he flipped out his you know what"
Alice: "Was it big?!"
Jill:"It was a freakin trejo!"
Alice: "Was it big?!"
Jill:"It was a freakin trejo!"
by gajhdshkjahdkajhjs May 10, 2010
When someone gets beat up bad in such a ridiculously unbelievable fashion that it is reminiscent of the highly unusual ways in which Danny Trejo kills bad guys in his several cheesy films.
by Jimmy Carnuba February 8, 2014
greeting in the land of arizona, attends SHS, mostly the one who ruins everything, another meaning: big dick, an idiot sometimes, not the best at cod (sometimes), gets bagged on alot, and doesnt like haters :)
by Neogenesis1114 October 23, 2010
Producer: Let's do a movie.
Director: Ok, I'll call Danny Trejo and Samuel L. Jackson. Now what's the movie about?
Director: Ok, I'll call Danny Trejo and Samuel L. Jackson. Now what's the movie about?
by Gatchan July 29, 2006
-Something that one has when one views a film in which actor DANNY TREJO appears onscreen.
-Also a phrase that one shouts when one has a Trejo Sighting.
-Also a phrase that one shouts when one has a Trejo Sighting.
by Jonathan L. Waldman June 1, 2005
by saulo trejo March 19, 2008
Caine Trejo...he's truly an amazing kind and caring friend. He's incredibly smart and doesn't see what the people around him see. He has this kind of smile where his eyes light up and when that happens you get a warmth inside. His happiness is contagious and his laugh is precious. He's an introvert, yet he's still the kind of person to stand out in a crowd. He's the only person who can make you calm down just by being there and talking to you. His sense of humor is ~immaculate~. If you're going through some anxiety, his voice, words, or holding his hand just for a second, it all calms you down. Sometimes you think he's the only level headed, down to earth person in the classroom. He's someone you feel lucky to know, and his hugs are SUPER comforting. He's a guy who really does deserve nothing but happiness in life.
Person 1: Did you hear about Caine Trejo and how it's his birthday this Sunday?
Person 2: Yeah, he's fifteen. He's old asf
Person 2: Yeah, he's fifteen. He's old asf
by Korea<3 March 11, 2022