An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.
Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.
by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009
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A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.
DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.
by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006
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A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!
by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020
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"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.
by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019
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the answer to every math problem every invented
Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager
by mattscott23 March 18, 2008
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a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)
dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed
by poway high school May 18, 2009
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When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022
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