mop

"you seen the fight?"
"yeah, i herd john mopped him"

by chalklate December 19, 2002

Mop

Anyone who is horrible at any given thing ranging from video games to sports.

Heavner, put down that sniper rifle, you're a mop at getting headshots.

by J.Breezy December 28, 2007

when you let your mom do your shopping or you take mom with you shopping

mom: john im going shopping for your school clothes

john: no mom dont go mopping!

by Jay Ello August 10, 2007

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock, and mopping my unit with her stanky juices dripping onto my balls...

by finkleandeinhorn December 29, 2006

MOP came about while shopping for condoms. Its Widely used throughout Milwaukee. It means to get or give head.

friend 1: Bro what did you do last night

friend 2: Nothing had some company, got some mop you know the usual.

by Kid Cash June 26, 2009

The best name for a dog, besides Dippy. Mops is a dog. Durr.

Wtf? That dog has mop-looking hair. Let's name it Mops!

by theloverofMOPS July 11, 2008

A mop is a tool used to clean floors and people’s asses. The mop made a special appearance in the show “13 Reasons Why”.

Be careful or you might get a mop shoved up your ass.