A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.
by Chibi Jeeb August 25, 2011
by Anna313 February 9, 2009
1. After boning Teresa, I gave her a monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
by Ol Dirty B January 19, 2009
Monets are players who go from boy to boy breaking everyone's heart. She is a trouble maker who usually skips classes because she is not exactly smart. She always finds a way to get mad at someone and if she's not then she finds someone to be mad at. She is easily angered and is often ver cruel. She can be sarcastic in a mean way but is also quite funny. She thinks the world revolves around her. And even though she is cruel and terrible to be around she attracts a lot people. Overall Monets are horrid bitches who you should stay away from.
by Mimi_102704 March 4, 2017
A friend who is great and fun at a distance, like in another state or on an online networking site like facebook. But not quite as much great fun when up close and personal, like in your every day life, or over for diner with your family.
I have an old friend online whose jokes keep me laughing, and has good advice. But she lives so far away, it seems she'll never get to meet my family! She'll have to be a Monet Friend.
I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!
I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!
by bebejarvis March 3, 2010
Like Claude Monet's painting...from afar a Monet Belle looks beautiful, but simple. However, once up close.. you see the multiple layers, colours and inspiration that are built up from within. Monet Belle's often enjoy the ocean, books, films, and company of fairies. Like Claude Monet in painting, Monet Belle's are often quite indecisive.. and have a tendency to be flighty and wishy-washy. This is confusing for those who have not taken the time to fully observe the colours and layers. Monet Belle's live by one rule, All you need is love.
by Fredricalick December 12, 2012
by Brad Mayo May 22, 2007