A women who look good from a far, but once you get close, you will be disappointed. A women who has a wondering eye. Who always fights temptation and losses. A women who needs constant attention from different men to keep her happy. A player with a weak game and a bad liar.
by Johnnydebits February 3, 2010
Katy it's mark from the old days, do you remember? find me on myspace" mark cox" pensacola. oh yeah... did you see that girl she was a monet when i went to hit on her, from across the room she looked to be a hottie.
by mark cox November 20, 2006
an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.
bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool
by unusu-al December 11, 2003
A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)
by christineflutter January 7, 2003
(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, Claude Monet, whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases exponentially as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment the following morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.
You: "Fuck, dude! Look at that fine piece of ass over there! I wanna tap that tonight!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
by Havyk April 17, 2015
When A guy and a girl are in the act of making love and the guy decides to take a shit on her chest. As the shit is halfway out He puts his ass on her chest and makes a painting motion.
by Heffy020202020000 June 3, 2009
a super stupid idiot who’s just annoying all the time. steals your clothes and ruins your stuff. 10/10 eats ass
by skylarrrattt August 19, 2019