A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.
Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.
by Marisol Tan May 20, 2013
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"Oi, look over at Monet there. Hide your Oreos!"
by Thebigfuckingsackofpissandwank November 22, 2021
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you spelled money wrong are you a idiot
Guy One: Hey How much money do you have
Guy Two: 6969 us monet
Guy One: FUCK YOU
by Xnopyter December 17, 2021
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