keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

keeper

an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup

The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.

by taintedglass March 2, 2010

Keeper

A girl that sucks good dick and is hot.

The hoe is for sure a keeper.

by drlove6969 March 20, 2015

KEEPER

A Female who after finding out that thier pregnant decides to keep the baby without the significant other's consent.

"You sure you want to date Priscilla? She's a Keeper!"

by Nude God December 29, 2011

keeper

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

That girl Tanner hooked up with last night was a keeper.

by jimjas November 13, 2009

keeper

The verb "to keeper" means to spam considerably and profusely, especially in the context of an internet forum.

"Boy, we really need to ban that spammer. He keepers so much that it's making a mess of these forums."

by TheLoneStarr August 22, 2005

Keeper

A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.

That unknown pilot just scored 100k and got a 3 k/d. Must be Keeper!

by Jonathen Dough April 14, 2004