Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019
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Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
by Expatriot September 4, 2004
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Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.
NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer
by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019
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Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!
by Matt March 26, 2005
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4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 7, 2003
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"I see Cancer"
"How can you see Cancer?"
"If you see Jake Paul"
"EW he is cancer"
by ThePotatoeDictionary March 28, 2018
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