Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.
All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.
by bbbbgggg June 17, 2011
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One of the best (next to Pele, Beckham, and Ronaldhino, 0h! and Ronaldo (the cute one :)) futbol players in the English Premier League GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!

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He dribbles like Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney is so wicked!
by LAXERCHICALC14 April 18, 2005
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hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney!

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best player that day at wembely,
unluky for us they took d cup away,
but in the league we kept them at bay,
a champion was wayne rooney!

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we won it 6 times is wah the scoucers called,
but in the end they won sweet fuck all,
most of them are still on the dole,
even worse for them was inzaghis goal!

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Future Terrace song about wayne rooney, formor everton player now man utd hero!

hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney! ...
by scouse hater July 2, 2007
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You use ist instead of:" no matter or forget it."
If some one says:" Oh, sorry that i broke your heart."
The you have to say " Wayne Rooney!"
by 69Lu96 August 20, 2021
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(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
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