A high school (fuckboy) whom has a small penis and acts cocky in front of women and has a secret life no one knows about
by Danny duncan6996 May 8, 2018
n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
by DiamondDick9 May 7, 2020
A sexual act where a man (or woman) engages in fisting with their partner while wearing a wrist-watch.
by Robert Sacamano September 28, 2012
To have sex with a drunk woman thats that isn't coherent,and doesn't want it. Usually takes place in a public bathroom.
by teh744 April 16, 2010
by A&JNOT June 21, 2021
A man whore... the clock is ticking down the time until he gets with another girl
He is the stereotypical alpha male in high school.
He is the stereotypical alpha male in high school.
by Sailor Tiff January 17, 2009
Big Ben is a person with ginger hair,massive muscles,great dress sense and fat chains. Big Ben spends all his time at the gym he only leaves for a shag or a fight. Never mess with him because he will destroy you!
Big Ben is coming RUNNNN
by Ams gang December 30, 2019