911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 8, 2021

911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba

Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

911

911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic

It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 1, 2021

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib March 27, 2018

911

A term Lady Gaga used in her song "911" meaning antipsychotic

pop a 911 then pop another one

by ZJay412 November 2, 2020