911 yo face

When a man and a women are having sex and at the moment of climax, the man pulls out, sits on the woman's face and defecates while ejaculating.

"Yo Dog, did you hear about how i 911'd on that hoe's face lastnight?"

"I'm about to 911 yo face biatch!"

by 911masta94 July 11, 2008

Rule 911

Theres always a terrorist in any cities.

Dude 1: Did you heard about 9/11 incident ?
Dude 2: Rule 911

by MickealJefferson July 5, 2011

911 ing

Pronounced nine one one ing to sence an emergency or to panic.

When John saw that bear coming he started 911 ing.

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010

911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

by dtfe September 12, 2017

Reverse 911 Bootycall

the act of one of your standard bootycalls contacting you in a panic to have sex

Jeff was surprised when Lucy showed up at his door at 245am for a frantic Reverse 911 Bootycall

by Stonecartier July 19, 2011

911 there's someone in my bed

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

by im a very person so yeah January 22, 2021

Truest shit since 911

A catchphrase used when someone says a statement that is as true as 911.

Guy: Donald Trump is a fucking degenerate, racist cunt.
Another Guy: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo April 7, 2016