Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

by God / The Speaker of truth June 11, 2021

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

by Sarah W August 23, 2005

Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ July 02, 2005

Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo September 14, 2008

Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr January 01, 2010