zook 

the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook

1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night

zook by China Doll 69 February 1, 2012

Zook 

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

Zook by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook 

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

Zook by God / The Speaker of truth June 11, 2021

zook 

zook - means a joint/spliff

Im gonna light my zook

zook by mccj001 July 8, 2007

Zook 

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

Zook by Jonny November 10, 2003

Zook 

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

Zook by Sarah W August 23, 2005

Zook 

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

Zook by |_()o$£ July 2, 2005