Zobble

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

by Kiki Reeves March 20, 2012

Zobble

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.

(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)

B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?

by Status Go December 15, 2011

Zobbled

The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

by Lolocaust March 20, 2012

Zobbled

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(The adjective form of zobble)

Boy: "Spiking a watermelon with dihydrogen monoxide? You must be zobbled!"

by StatusGo February 5, 2012