Zito

Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.

#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos

by Htbod April 27, 2017

zito

someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing

person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."
person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"
person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"

by last chance October 3, 2004

zito

someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom

Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.

by Kaida Kitsune October 3, 2004

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 19, 2005

zito

(noun) an asexual stick who is afraid of rooms full of people and somehow lacks the ability to attend social events

"...come on Zito, I got here 20 minutes ago..." "...I haven't actually asked my parents yet..."

by BeowulfIsSEXY October 3, 2004

zito

a sore looser at the game of counter strike.

, often stands up and says "that was gay bobbo" or quietly says "mother fucker" under his breath, while plotting to go over to your computer and bind W to "kill"

by guess April 15, 2003

zitoed

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

by joe zito January 28, 2005