Zinke

A comfort station in a national monument

Gotta go to the zinke before we leave this national monument

by Mrsomebodyelse October 2, 2017

Zinking

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

Zinked

Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.

My blackberry just got zinked.

by yujuta October 9, 2010

zink

the fingering god

brad zink

by yeh January 25, 2004

zink

verb: to change the music, sometimes in mid-song, when one is a guest at a dance party

Ben - "hey, who was that that changed the song?"
Sam - "oh, Jeff totally zinked it, I saw him over at my computer a second ago"
Jeff - "sorry guys I just have to get my dance on"

by Dave Bowie January 6, 2007

ZINK

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

zink

Common name for mildly retarded androgynous gimps that escape the humiliation of constant Trivial Pursuit defeats by frequenting gay bath houses in search of “stankhole.” Generally recognizable by their large misshapen foreheads, receding hairlines, and can of Busch Light held tightly in one hand. Can be dangerous if cornered, and normally never stray too far away from a steady source of DVD porn. Diet’s consist primarily of cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and midget cock.

Look at that idiot gag on that beer, the stupid Zink.

by Daisy March 14, 2003