zimbabwe dollar

a currency that transcends cardinality

"I GOT 1 MILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS!"

by IGUEUIWEUIUJEGUJWEGIUJEGUJGEWU May 19, 2023

zimbabwe gravedigger

The act of fisting a female's anal cavity and retrieving fecal matter

Dude I did a Zimbabwe gravedigger to this girl and she farted

by buttholesurfer.999 February 20, 2014

zimbabwe shuffle

When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them

when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle

by PaddyBre54 August 27, 2008

Zimbabwe’s delights

Nonexistent food.
When there’s nothing to eat for dinner

Eat your food Timmy, you know the children in Africa are only eating Zimbabwe’s delights

by Splashy1226 January 31, 2021

Flaming Zimbabwe

When you light the weed on fire and it keeps burning.

"Oh shit man I accidentally light the weed on fire!"

"FLAMING ZIMBABWE"

by Flaming Zimbabwe July 23, 2015

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

by Saiga12 April 15, 2011

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009