Zed's age

10 yrs old

Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old

by Wheeloppa September 17, 2021

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta May 12, 2011

Generation Zed

Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!

You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!

by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021

e grek zed

if your in a panic or something.(e grek is french for y and zed is french for z.)

*plays minecraft* a creeper blew me up... e grek zed

by cowboy anna July 25, 2019

Daniel Zed

A person who thinks people reposting there name definitions r moist

Daniel Zed would never do that

by Danielzed November 22, 2021

big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 28, 2022

Minh Zed

A person who cannot be trusted when playing lol as he is to be defined : a fucking cunt

Minh play zed for the first time. So he decide his name was Minh Zed Rito decides to delete lol

by ducksumo November 22, 2021