Something you make when you sleep, or more particularly, when you snore.
You can't talk to John. He's on the sofa making zeds.
by Eller January 5, 2006
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The gay way to say the letter "Z".
"You're a crisp eating, chip chomping, petrol pumping, lift taking, lorry driving pretentious arse-hole who likes to sound gay by saying the letter "Z" like "Zed" instead of "Zee"."
by awblowmezedders November 8, 2011
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The way Canadians, Brits, and Aussies pronounce the letter 'z'. Perfectly fine, but it ruins my jam sometimes.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Zed....wait, thats not right...
by Alex_PasqualeFHN January 22, 2018
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Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.
That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!
by Cadet Ginger January 14, 2020
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Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.
Zed is such a douchebag, like, seriously. he cheated on me with her.
by Lyxia May 22, 2019
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In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.
Attiah is a ZED for Jelly sweets.
by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010
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a characteristic trait that is also known as "gay" or "bitch nigga"
by DrexyBoy May 26, 2014
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