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Z series sports car built by Datsun/Nissan. 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, 300ZX, 350Z
That guy drives one cool zed!
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The sweetest but most retarded guy in the universe. He's always up for a party as long as there is no hotdogs, pickles, or tofu. He's always happy, and knows how to cheer someone up. That's why everyone loves him.
"Zed is so freaking adorable", said the girl around the corner.
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n. what you call a socially inept person that kills the mood, ends the party, ruins the joke. A Zed is *NOT* someone you want to have near you at a party when trying to meet people. Zed is at the end of the alphabet for a reason. Even Bruce Willis didn't get along with a Zed.
What the hell? No one wants to hear about your dog's diarrhea... quit being such a Zed and go somewhere else!
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A neologism or apothegm employed by ingroups to:

1. elicit solidarity,

2. pronounce exclamation or excitement,

3. alert others to one's presents,

4. bestow on others to recognise / indicate friendship

5. indicate achievement
1. "Zed" (to express acknowledgement on something said)

2. "F*$king Zed!" (with vigour on spilling a drink)

3. "Ah, Zed" (used on approach to a group of friends)

4. "Zed" (employed with a nod)

5. "Chris Zed biatch" (rising pitch)
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The more recent phonetical pronunciation of the letter "Z" as used by those in the British Commonwealth. By contrast, the older pronunciation, "zee," is still used in American English.
Tsk, tsk, silly Britons and Canadians who have no knowledge of their language's history.
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1.The term 'Zed' was first introduced by the popular film 'Shaun of the Dead' when the main characters decided it was against good taste to call the people outside 'Zombies'. A 'Zed' (Another term for Zombie), is usually a mass of dead flesh reanimated into this world to eat the flesh and/or brains of the living. The problem is solved via the exploding of the 'Zed's head and/or brains through means of an axe, gun, explosive, cosmic ray-beam, or whatever have you. This seems solution seems to fit in well with the living nicely. The Zed's (Or Zombies) have not voiced their opinion on the matter.
2. A slang term in reference of the living dead used by rp (roleplay) characters. Usually used when fearing the word 'Zombie', or they are too lazy to say or spell said word.
3. A brainless or brain-dead person incapable of rational thought.
4. A brain-dead zombie.
5. The British/Irish/Bloody Stupid Canadian way of saying the letter 'Z', preferring to pronounce it 'Zed' instead of 'Zee'.
'Oy! That bloody Zed bit my arm off!'
'Heh, Frank's so drunk he's a Zed!'
'Oprah Winfry is a Zed! RUN!'
'From A to Zed!'
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A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be pronounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.
by Zeddy! April 02, 2006
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