When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
by Boorilg November 4, 2010
When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
by jolomonomo1 March 3, 2014
Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
by The double eagle May 24, 2013
Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
by Trent Cole December 7, 2007
by Robert Derkach August 31, 2008
by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022
They zamboned all night long.
by Chern October 27, 2006