A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca August 9, 2011
A rightwing conservative Christian but all of his little fans are the biggest leftwing anti-Christian bigots you've ever heard of.
by Rock & Roll-over metal January 22, 2005
one of ozzy's main guitarists, until he finally realized that zakk wylde in an ass. yeah he is a good guitar player but he playes the role of I am gonna kick your ass cause I'm zakk wylde and I'm the greatest guitar player ever.
also one of the most egomanical bastards in heavy/metal. He even put his own name in front of his band name and the band website is zakkwylde.com
by Nick January 29, 2005
If you're name is Zakk Fetter than you're obviously the epitome of man. Chances are that you are smart, witty, and extremely funny. You're good at everything but not amazing at anything. Attractiveness may not be your strong suit but you definately know how to treat a lady and could be called a "die hard" romantic. People also usually have a strong urge to talk about your oversized penis, but you usually just shrug them off. You probably have a tiny sister named Amanda, and a suprisingly even smaller one named Samye. Your dog's name is Floyd, and i know where you live. I'm watching you!
by Old Yeller's Dead Body November 14, 2010
My Zakk is perfect. His smile, his laugh, his personality. There's not one thing I would change about him. Hes fine as hell And I wouldnt trade him for the world.
by Butterflyqueen123 April 4, 2021
A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.
Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022
Due to his fondness of the guitar technique of pinch harmonics, Zakk Wylde's unmistakable style has spawned its own drinking game developed by his fans. You take any song which Zakk has written/performed guitars on, IE from Ozzy and BLS. You take a shot every time you hear a pinch harmonic. It's that simple (and on occasion, deadly).
You would die playing the Zakk Wylde drinking game to songs like "Destruction Overdrive" and Zakk's live rendition of "Crazy Train."
by Chandler89 August 22, 2006