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1 definition by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca

 
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A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca August 09, 2011
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