Zach

a really cute boy that is really sweet but only has a thing for chicks named monica

Zach loves Monica

by Brittany Gillion September 1, 2010

Zach

A jihadist, kool aid filled maniac sweggster that has no visible dick to speak of and is a retard

Zach is a retard

by #s r = 2 letters August 5, 2017

Zach

Cute, Hot, Ladies man. Those three words describe him the most. He is amazing. If you date a Zach, you are a very lucky lady

Dang, that guy looks like a zach. His jawline is killing me

by ladybug0 February 29, 2016

Zach

A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.

GOSH THAT ZACH KID IS SO LAME.

by ZACHSBFF4EVA June 30, 2011

Zach

Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up

My son zach

by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016

Zach

n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.

Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.

by zharl September 11, 2010

Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019