The epitome of the word snake. Lies uncontrollably, says he was gonna go work out on Friday and ends up not going! Always cancels meetups. Doesn't wanna go to Yosemite with us. 🐍
That literatus over there is such a Zhong. Das war so eine Zhong bewegung. C'est un Zhong mouvement.
by WarmBagel October 5, 2019
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1. A guy who sleeps a lot and is unreliable.
2. Someone who is very hyper.
3. A term for someone who gets his sandwich stolen by seagulls.
4. Slang for derp.
1. Let's play a game Zhong! ..Zhong?
2. YES WOHOOO GOGOGO DAMMN BOII! - Dude, stop being such a Zhong.
3. Hahaha that seagull stole his sandwich! What a Zhong!
4. Just zhonging around.
by EoN D June 18, 2013
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(noun.) A type of plant which grows in the remote region of Inner Mongolia. Commonly known for its toxic attributes, it is a plant which is deadly whenever found.
Zhong plants were used by Genghis Khan when fighting the last of the Song Dynasty warriors.
by thegreatestofemall April 6, 2003
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(the arch-enemy of "The Wok," which is the former number one in the Top Social Credits)

Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Zhong Xina has beaten The Wok
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits
by woolf🦊 January 7, 2022
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Zhong Xina is a WWE entertainer & an actor
Zhong Xina apologized to the people of China because he hurt their feelings
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021
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Name: Zhong Xina,

in Chinese character is 莊施那, being popular at 2021
He is a man that beaten the wok(鑊) and his features are 1. He loves eating Bing Chilling 冰淇淋/雪糕
2. His favourite movie is Speed and excitement 9 (速度與激情9)
3. Help you and me earn more than 9999999 social credits 社会信用
4. He has an ability of speaking kinda fluent Chinese
Who loves eating Bing Chilling?
Zhong Xina 莊施那~
by PolyMoster February 11, 2022
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Huang Zhong (Hansheng)
Born 148 AD - Died 221 AD
73 Years
Place of Birth - Nanyang District

Huang Zhong started his career late in life at the end of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. He served Liu Biao and was charged with defending Chang Sha.

When Liu Biao fought with Cao Cao, he took up the post of Deputy General under Han Xuan. When Liu Bei invaded, he fought with Guan Yu. Neither could get the advantage on the first day. On the second day, Huang's horse fell, throwing him from it, Guan spared him and they both retired for the day. The next day Huang fought with Guan and then retreated and fired twice at Guan with his bow but did not fit an arrow, on the third shot, he fitted an arrow and it hit the base of the plume on Guan's helmet. Both warriors knew that Huang had repaid Guan's kindness for sparing him. Huang was about to be executed by the Prefect of the town but was rescued by Wei Yan and they both joined Liu Bei.

He later accompanied Liu Bei and was awarded various titles. In 219 AD, he defended the important mountain pass at Ding Jun, and killed the Wei commander Xiahou Yuan due to Fa Zheng's strategy.

Huang Zhong became one of the Five Tiger Generals of Shu in the same year.

In 221 AD as Shu invaded Wu at Yi Ling, Huang Zhong was encircled by four enemy units and retreated to a hill. There he was shot at and wounded by arrows. He died of his wounds in the Shu camp.
For more information check out www.kongming.net

Parts of this definition taken from there.
by Bruce March 25, 2005
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