Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 15, 2015

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Shut your fuck up

Shut my fuck up, shut his fuck up, shut it's fuck up

Just shut your fuck up please
Please shut your fucking fuck up

by FLHoods March 27, 2022

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Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

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shut your fucking mouth

Boi shut your fucking mouth

Nigga shut your fucking mouth or i'm gonna kick your ass

by countrykindaguy May 1, 2016

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up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult

"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

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