The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.
"5155 likes, and only 1100 views? How does that work?"

"Youtube."
by HellsingDMC November 01, 2014
A once awesome website that, after partnering with Google, goes through an annoying, unnecessary ass redesign every week.
John: Yo, did you see YouTube's new update?

Mike: Yeah, it's about as ugly as a herpes ridden vagina that just went through childbirth.
by Prof. Goldman December 08, 2012
The heart of the internet.
Youtube was down the other day. I nearly had a heart attack.
by purfekt spellur November 23, 2009
A video sharing site that was made by three PayPal employees, then bought over by giant Google a few years ago. Where viral videos are usually made and uploaded, YouTube is great... if you don't mind the constant racial/sexual slurs, negative comments and spam the community gives.

YouTube's community used to care about making videos. Now, it's just a battle of getting "thumbed up" if "this video is gay"
*uploads "SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN VIDEO" to YouTube

youtuber123: omg wat teh hell iz diz!!? DISLIKE

FreeXbox360DotTK: * G.E.T Y.O.U.R F.R.E.E X.B.O.X 3.6.0 A.T THISISATOTALSCAM DOT CO DO TEE KAY!!! *

moneymaster: omg fuk u i culd beet ur smawl vag1na u nub

Asdfmovierox0: dis vid sux thumbz up if uu agre

udisgay: thumbz up if urban dickstionarie is gai and im a noob
by Well I'm Not You, Am I? April 29, 2011
Probably the most popular video sharing network. Unfortunately it has been taken over by music videos. Now the most viewed video of all time is girlfriend. People don't realize that Youtube is a place for original content and ideas.
YouTube is for original ideas
by Tyler of clubs April 08, 2009
A website where you can post videos so people around the world to see them, but what used to be to be a great website has now become a breeding ground for trolls and spammers.

Home to:

1. Fangirls
2. People who debate on everything from marijuana to guns, religion, ect., usually on videos that involve none of those things.
3. Spammers
4. People who try to spite everyone who has an opinion.
1. crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! I LUV 1D!!! NIELL IZ SOOO HAWT!!!
verysmartuser73: I don’t care for these guys but this song is pretty catchy.
crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! FUK U!!! UR GUST JELLY CUZ DEY CAN SING AN R WAY HAWTR DAN U!!!
verysmartuser73: You’re the reason why fangirls shouldn’t exist.

2. politcalguy82: I believe marijuana should be legal.
debater99563: Banning guns violates the second amendment.
religiousperson6362: GOD EXISTS!!!!
verysmartuser73: Why is everyone debating on a cat video???

3. spammerwhore78234: check out this website out! <3<3<3<3<3
verysmartuser73: People like you are polluting YouTube.

4. verysmartuser73: Pretty good but I prefer other music over this.
stupididiot793001: shut up u justin beiber-listening faq.
verysmartuser73: That’s it. I have lost all hope for humanity.
by cheeseperson12 March 09, 2013
Used to be a great Website until Google took over ownership and now there's nothing but bullshit adds on every video. Terrible page layouts and fagot 11 year olds who think that asking for a subscription will make them an internet sensation in a week.
Man ever since 2009 when the Youtube page layout changed, things started going downhill. Now there's nothing but assholes commenting and messaging me about their gay page that lacks videos. Also these ads make it seem like a year before a video plays.
by I-sack_1200 July 16, 2011

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