You don't say?

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".

Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?

by Definitiosis January 6, 2013

You don't want

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

by Ozzy01 January 15, 2011

you don't know

An almost sarcastic response to something so seemingly simple you shouldn't have to ask the question to begin with. Could also be an affectionate term meaning again that the answer should be obvious but you just missed it. It is said so quickly, it almost sounds like one long word.

"He's owes me money that's why you haven't seen him. You don't know? He better not come around here".

Guy to his girl "I love you shorty, you don't know?"

by Isis4aday May 20, 2008

You don't want it

Universal meaning for, "come at me bro" or "bring it on". It is meant to fire up the directed person.

You don't want it, lil ass nigga!

by Crafty Bernardo February 29, 2012

can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

if you don't like that, you don't like girls

if you don't like whatever the other person says, you don't like girls.

Johnny - How's my new haircut

Ted - If you don't like that, you don't like girls.

by titoliboritz January 23, 2010

you don't own

what u say to people at the movies, or anywhere. usually when u get pissed.

u don't own the theater! it's all me up in here - brenda from scary movie

by ur momz August 12, 2004