Yoko Onoing

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.

"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."

Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007

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Yoko Onoing

screaming cacophonous death caws at the top of your lungs with an incomprehensible sense of self-assurance.

Mary got on stage at the high school talent show, but instead of singing a real song she just started Yoko Onoing.

Yoko Onoing by exoplanet February 16, 2015

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Yoko Ono'ing

When one of the lads gets a girlfriend and he leaves the group to be with her.

Dave: Ever since Robert got with Kate. He's been spending more time with her than us!

Ben: He would rather spend a Saturday with her than watch the football with us while having a beer.

Dave: Ever since she stepped in the scene she's been Yoko Ono'ing him from the group!

Yoko Ono'ing by Happy dinosaur October 22, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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