A fat Mexican who lives on the border of Mexico with the Chupacabra's and eat's bean burritos he also wears a grass skirt with a chupacabra skin bra.If you're driving by the border make sure to stop by and give him a burrito he will say "OI GRACIAS!" and then fart on you and roll away back to his cave.
"And if you look to your right you will see the wild Yobani! throw him a burrito everyone!"
by Kittygoesrawrr! March 20, 2013