yo mama

yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

by godofthunder890 December 22, 2003

Yo Mama

1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.

1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!

by nikki November 24, 2003

yo mama

Also spelled Yo Mama, Yo Mamma, yo mamma, Yo Moma, yo moma, Yo Momma, yo momma, and "dat stupid muderfuking biatch ofer der", yo mama is commonly found as an insult to someones mom. Especially used by little bastards for their fucking retarded "yo mama jokes". Here's an example of one of them.

Yo mama so fucking fat, ugly, and tall, I took a picture of her when she was born, and it's still printing, the motherfucking prick!!!!

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

Yo Mama

Your mom An insult... like those "Yo Mama" jokes. An insult to people's families.

"Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"

by Mistukai_O_Kuroi August 31, 2004

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

yo mama

A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.

"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."

by KHD September 4, 2003

"Yo mama"

An derisive term, equivalent to motherfucker but can be used in general company because it's not a swear word. Term often precedes a fight.

Thug #1: I will cut you up!
Thug #2 : "yo mama"."
Thug #1 swings and the fight is on.

by Ajjax August 19, 2006